I'm Dracula, Bitch

Hi. I dreamt you were married to him. & I paid an unauthorized visit to ur house to burn the bed you sleep in while you make love. Hot sex.

Hey. I dreamt I pushed you off the cliff and he would try to save you.
And as he bends down to reach your hand I kick him off the cliff too.

I'm not jealous.
I just want you to know that he's a dick & I want you to pay for all your malice.
I guess dicks are meant for each other.

Know that the countless times u broke my heart has made me heartless. Now I won't feel so guilty if I murder you and feed you to the walrus.